More Breaking News…

Good evening, folks. How was your Christmas? Did you get any good presents? New Year’s Eve is just around the corner, but I have an important announcement: WE WON’T MAKE IT TO NEW YEAR’S!

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

DECEMBER 27, 2012 — Mews Foundation seismologists have verified reports of “sizable tectonic activity” taking place beneath the Poptropolis Games. “We’ve heard the stories about the island returning to the seas whence it came, but, frankly, we thought that smooth-talking emcee was just being dramatic,” said Mews Foundation spokesperson Cheerful Spinner. “However, at this time we are not confirming that the Poptropolis Games are, in fact, on the verge of sinking back into the sea.”

When asked if the Mews Foundation was denying that such an event was taking place, Spinner had no comment.

This is a breaking news story… updates as events warrant…

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Sinking into the ocean… Poptropalypse… Fruit smoothies… (faints)

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